Friday, January 6, 2012

Whispers from the Bordello, #01

Psssssssst...... a quiet whisper *smiles*......

Everyone knows that the Bordello is the place to hear all the hottest stories.  Men, and sometimes women, would do ANYTHING to win the hearts of those beautiful ladies in our house.  And that, ladies and gentlemen, would also include stories about others *giggles*

  So just sit tight, lean your ear forward to my luscious lips, and I will whispers some to you.....

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So.... the Darkuli, truly a noble... yet strange group. I bring you a tale of three... because everyone knows bad comes in threes. One of their more infamous members likes to do nothing but lose to Lestat and is rumored to have taken a few Borgs are lovers. Another "elegant" female enjoys strutting about the city, sticking her tits at everyone... I mean, poking her nose in everything, and acts as if she rules the city.  And lastly the gem that makes our triad shine! Quite, but at least she is way hot *giggles*!  But.... but!  At least they are not boring, right? Three upstanding examples... well two, of why most of the other sabats bite their thumbs at the Drakuli!  Oh Drakuli.... they runs the library..... walked into that one, didn't I?

No, there must be something amazing about this sabat that makes their most normal member think think they can boss all other sabats around!  What about the rumors of them draining blood from other chosen!? Can you say, hypocrites? No... I am not lying!  Plenty of people had seen it! Just ask any of their victims!  Yes.... that one.... the one with that handsom face and talks like he has a sword up his backside!  We heard from one of his equally as boring siblings, the one walked around with his stuck up family, that not only the cheapskate tight wad has been seducing  the court blood for free blood, but he has also been feeding from other chosen.  You noble readers did not hear that from me... someone from that creepy sabat said it! Yeah... we all know the one.

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You want more...... aren't you a greedy one *giggles*..... How about this..... you all think that Derais have been calling themselves the fine young rebels of the city, right?  Don't you think it's strange that while one of their most ebellious members  spends all his time on sucking up to the Bathori and Drakuli leaders?  Well, not as strange as the other one who had been caught spending some quiet alone time with an important Bathory member in the dark corner of the city!  We don't know what they were doing in the dark corner, of course.  All we are saying is that the Bathori Lady's gown were button the wrong way after she emerged from the dark corner!  Maybe those Derais boys likes to be spank by their mommies? 
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Ok, this really is the last one..... I have other clients waiting..... we heard from a good authority that..... the Lestat are putting on a play!  What..... what do you mean it's not true.... does that have something to do with their oh so active leaders? You better not call the Lestat lazy! They might send the Drakuli after you.... like those poor dagger wielding blood stock.

Until next time, muah muah xxx 
Gossip Whisperer

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