Saturday, July 21, 2012

Lady Morbid's interview




I bring you my wonder interview with the fashion forwards and newly promoted Lady Morbid!

"Lady Morid, word is you are one of the more avant garde designers int he fashion word, what brings you to the dark city of Venexia?"

Smokes her opium laced cigarette, the one she is never without, a small regular dose that keeps her in a sustained state of euphoria throughout the day..."Well Domina it was simply the word around Paris that Venexia was the center of our culture!...I had migrated to Paris because as a human that was the place to be...As a chosen....she waves her hand as if gesturing to the entire city...It is Venexia!"

"Your styles are daring, and some might call the a bit risqué?Tell me... what inspires your sensual works?"

Thinks for a moment tapping her ashes off and carelessly onto the floor..."Perhaps there is only one answer for this question. That would have to be...erections. It is by far what inspires me most!"

"I have heard there is an up coming fashion viewing... inspired b the private showings in franc... can you tell me a little more about this show?"

She would become very serious when speaking of the show...."In Paris these things were done behind closed doors. We were human and burdened with our lesser emotions, humility, shame, guilt....She waves these things off with her cigarette dismissively....As chosen our minds are free of such restraints and how do you say...taboos!....We care not concerned, especially as Karnstein, with the effects our exposed flesh may be having on another...There is no reason to hide the curve of a womans frame or the contours of a mans hard rear...She shifts in her seat then as her imagination wanders....What was the question?

"You have gifted the ladies of this fair city with something amazing... the Brassiere! Do you have any other amazing creations for us?"

Smiles and takes a deep drag of her smoke the pride written clearly on her face..."Le superbe soutien gorge magnifique bidule !...she exclaims, then in more serious tone....The Thong and Hot Pants...of course garters to hold up our silk stockings and you can expect The Crotchless Panty to be available soon!"

"And lastly.... is there anything you wish to say to those fashion forwards chosen?"

"It is always better to be slightly underdressed!"...She says this with great confidence not knowing the saying would carry into the future and be uttered by Coco Chanel in the nineteenth century.

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